My Weekly Schedule.
Don't worry, it never changes!
M O N D A Y
T U E S D A Y
W E D N E S D A Y
1PM
 3PM
 4PM
 5PM
 5:45PM
 5:46PM
 5:47PM
 9:25PM
Wake up in
the
neighbor's
pool.
 Go to
Beach w/
Metal
Detector.
 Find a
couple
coins.
 Find a nearby
phone booth.
 Prank Call
my Mom.
 Admit it's
me.
 Apologize
to Mom for
trying to
trick her.
 Finish 10
page letter
to Mom
about why
she is great.
F R I D A Y
3AM
 3:15AM
 6AM
 8:15AM
 8:30AM
 7:45PM
 8PM
 8:15PM
Wake up in
my cat
outfit.
 Go back
to sleep.
 Play with
ball of Yarn.

My back
itches.
 Eat a little.

Sit in chair
facing the
Sun.
 Nap!
 Wake up
annoyed!

Play with
side of chair.
 Wash
Myself.

Hear
Something.
 Go back to
Sleep.
9AM
 9:30AM
 10:30AM
 12PM
 2PM
 3PM
 4PM
 5PM
Wake up
on a pool
table.
 Watch the
mailman
through
binoculars.
 Make
random
phone calls
to total
strangers.
 Loiter
Somewhere!
 Drink a
Ginger
Ale.
 Read
excerpts
from my
novel while
nude outside
their house!
 Write a letter to
someone
famous insisting
that their
song/movie was
written for me!
 I'm starting to
believe some
of the stuff
the voices
say.  Listen to
them!
That's Annoying!  Turn it off!
6AM
 6:30AM
 9AM
 10AM
 1PM
 4PM
 8:30PM
 9:30PM
Wake up in a
pool of my
own sorrow.
 Wash Car!
 Try on
Animal
costume.
 Apply
for Job
at the
Zoo.
 Get thrown
out of the
Zoo!
 Stage a large scale
P.A.A.T.
(People Are
Animals Too)
Protest against
Zoo!
 Try to
Buy the
Zoo.
 Try again
next
Wednesday.
1:59PM
 2PM
 3PM
 4PM
 6PM
 6:15PM
 6:30PM
 6:45PM
Wake up in a
pool of my
own vomit.
 Watch
Jerry
Springer!
 Watch
Maury
Povich!
 Hand out my
pamphlets on
the street.
 Use
donations I
collect for
Beer Money.
 Drink
Beer!
 Watch old
Povich and
Springer
tapes.
 Pass Out!
T H U R S D A Y
S A T U R D A Y   &  S U N D A Y
1oAM
 12PM
 1PM
 3PM
 4PM
 5PM
 6:30PM
 6:45PM
Wake up in a
pool of my
own sweat.
 Get out of
bed.

Get Dressed!
 Eat while I watch
television during
my quiet time as I
meditate.
 Shine
Bowling
Ball.
 Shower!
Shave!
Smile!
 Brush
Hair.
 Play in the
Mud Pile
outside.
 Smile!
Shower!
Shave!